Us? Well, little olde us are scheduled to be in transit between Tulsa, Oklahoma and Denver, Colorado on that particular eve of hallows. It’s totally top secret and totally the result of some of the worst scheduling ever. But here’s what we would suggest you do (and we’re suggesting it based not merely on the merits of the poster):

SCORE-PION! GHOULISH MOST EXTREME PARTY TRICK OR TREAT ME! And here’s the one thing missing from the flyer, not only will there be a free keg-o-saurus rex, but free copies of the forthcoming News on the March/The Monocles 7″ split. Cursed travel planner. You are so fired. NOW HIRING!