UPDATE:  QUEERS AND JEWS ARE ON THURSDAY, NOT TONIGHT. ADR IS A STUPID. WE HATE HIM.

BREAKING NEWS LIKE TREE LIMBS: Three whips as buggies shows whose statuses were in doubt like Thomas are, in fact, going to bring sweet relief to countless ears no doubt over saturated with the latest KTRH 740 News Radio Update.  Tomorrow The Silver Jews, originally set to play in the citrusy surroundings of the Orange Show has  been moved to Walters on Washington (Orange Show tickets will be honored). There at the Bar that Roy Mata Built, and hopefully with the great-eyed photog Miss Emily Driskill by his side, the doors open at SIX and the whole thing will be over by NINE. Silver Jews will take the stage SOMEWHERE IN THERE. Yes SIX to NINE as in this is an early show so get there, well, early. Why so early (SIX TO NINE!)? Well, its queer you should ask.

CAUSE ROUND TWO AT WALTERS THAT EVENING IS THE QUEERS! Still on, still going like white go-go boots. We’re not sure how they’ll shuffle one crowd out and the other in, or if there is any opportunity to buy a combo-meal pass of tickets of rock (two different promoters are doing the shows), we guess all that fun will have to be found out at the door (oh how awesome would it be if Jeoaf Monocles was working the door. Oh man, it’s like the best thirst and boredom-fighting action team of all time. Oh man.  We’re going to make the three of them matching outfits.  Oh man).

BUT OH – THERE IS A SHOW TONIGHT TOO  GREAT CONFLICT OF THE HEART AND MIND! Jana Hunter, along with fellow Baltimorian Lesser Gonzales Alvarez have moved their show from the powerless DiverseWorks to the intimate surroundings of the Wakefield strip-anchoring joint known as the Petrol Station. Show kicks off also at seven, and is free (but bring a few bucks to throw Jana and Lesser’s way; gas is espensivez). The Petrol Station is currently operating on a cash-only basis, and does not have liquor. BUT – this is your big chance to check out the future of your nightlife, as you’ll be only blocks from the other ACE MAKING WAY STATIONS OF YOUR BOOZETURE! Yes, Wakefield Drive is also home to other great hole in the walls such as the Corner Ice House, Red’s Country Place (the Parrot Bar) and, of course, the epic DUTCHMAN. Want to check these places out? Head East after the show, keep your eyes peeled, townie bars like to hide. Party.

PS - Don’t forget to keep checking out our constantly updated CABIN FEVER FIGHTING SUPERTHREAD to get all the latest on places and things. Double Party.