Highlights of being an American: the most powerful and wealthy generation in the history of mankind is retiring and entering the golden years. And they need to buy stuff. It used to be that youth was king and all that, but let’s face it: AARP is going to make more money in the next few decades than Hannah Montana could ever dream of. Party. But you don’t need to be close to cashing-out the 401(k) to start to feel the pull of old age stronger than the push of youth - all you really need is a 9 to 5er and an uncontrollable urge to still go see shows even if they fall during the week.

That’s why (in part as much as in party) The Skyline Network and ben murphy put together tonight’s Old Farts Early Show - to make possible both our love of good music even during the week and our love of not feeling like an Olympic shuttlecock the next morning.  Consider it Head On (APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD) for the earst. You love our product, here is our commercial:

Doors for the show are at 7pm, with the whole thing over by 10pm. All ages. That’s plenty of time to rush home and watch the Olympics, or rush on down to Richmond to catch the show at the i.am.we.comUNITY house featuring Buckeye and By Tomorrow. Or just saunter down to the mink and have a few classy cool ones before proceeding to massacre your hunger and mad-money budget at Tacos a Go Go and Sig’s Lagoon respectively.