You know, at some point you just gotta take a step back and revel in the fact that on some evenings Houston has more to do than it has days in a row that are partly cloudy, highs in the low 90s. That’s why, when we can’t agree among ourselves as to what’s the best thing to send your one and only body to see, we have our crack staff prepare a poorly formated chart for your cross referencing pleasure. One day we swear we will get savvy enough to make a Venn Diagram. Sadly, only POWERHOUSE will lie at its center. GET TO IT:

WHO WHAT WHY
The Cure @ Toyota Center BECAUSE I AM A LOVECAT I CAN HAS SEE FOREVER!
Teenage Cool Kids, O Pioneers!!!, Fire Team Charlie, Lisa’s Sons @ White Swan FAAAK! I mean, RrrrrAAAAGE! GWHAHONZO! YUSSSSH!
New Bloods, Hornet Leg @ Notsuoh SURPRISE BITCHES! I wasn’t dead, just undercover investigating, but I’m breaking my cover to check out this show, recommended by none other than Dianna Ray of the Mydolls! SHEZAM!
AWAKE, Wikced Posuer @ Boondocks Isn’t today a holiday or something like that? When is flag day? Look at these pants, look.